yeah, then what happens

The dog and that scene where the girl jumps off the balcony and just lays there wailing in agony are a kind of offputting that's hard to get around.

Hot Take: I actually really, really like Colin Farrell

I saw Dunkirk and got naked with someone that was nice, but I didn't really do anything the other days which was kind of not nice

guh

I, also, uh, I mean, I… uh, kind of… I mean, y'know, its bad, but, like uh I mean I like A Winter's Tale…

me & Lee Pace is the most important celebrity relationship I can think of

I JUST WANT SOMEONE TO EAT A BUTT, ALRIGHT?

[holds out hand]

Nick Offerman and Megan Mullaly are totally those people, though…

I've already said it once today, but,

YOU DON'T EVEN GO TO MY SCHOOL [cries]

We were all 9 in 1997

"with the Jays wearing red uniforms for the first time"

thom yorke releasing a new solo album via comcast customer service hold music sounds about right

It's true I havent eaten a butt yet since I turned 30 :(

Eat a butt, old man

You really want a year to end in a sharp straight line, 1 4 7 9s are nice years

Skate or Die!

If I'm remembering myself correctly, I think I did a straight serif on the top and made my 7 with a sharp angle and no strike…