How dare you

Never. Mini. Golf.

where is it going? in the trees it looks like bees

Bees are the most terrifying things on earth. They fly. They buzz. They sting. They bite. They circle around you. They're hidden in clovers. They're hidden in windows. They fly in your car. They fly in your gin & tonics. Hornets and wasps look like two different animals depending on if they're flying or crawling - and…

Activities for a third date for me. First and second are conversation dinner/drinking dates and then the activities to ween your way in to less exploratory talk and being more natural.

People talk to me at gay bars all the time! Why just the other week I got in an argument with a gay nurse about having empathy for Medicaid recipients! I… am not good at flirting.

this is a crazy person's post

Brand New's low is probably your favorite weapon so really it's only been better ever since

sustained irrelevancy is my personal motto

Things are cool and good lately

All. Of. Them.

I'll take the bait. That's not what happens in HIMYM at all!

death to pun usernames

this is where I check out

https://en.wikipedia.org/wi…

You don't use words like that! St Louis is listening

why would you speak to me that way

because I dont want to read even ironic posts

Oh I did not know he was that young, I guess that sort of excuses how awful Treat You Better is

IT MAKES ME VERY UNCOMFORTABLE