and it sucks its a bad movie and I feel free to finally be able to say this

buzzfeed quizzes have gotten weird

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"How about sharing a Nathan's hot dog with the Gipper?"
"When I wake up, there better not be a wang slapping me in the face"

FINALLY AN ARTICLE FOR OL' APPLES

I want that steak

ugh is there any worse acronym in the world than smh or smdh? Like I don't need extra letters to pick up on your shitty ass, condescending tone, facebook acquaintances so they're not needed

They'll bite your head if you're wearing steak on it.

u have pp in ur name

I mean I was not looking forward to being gay and single entering 30 but I guess glad it happened on the eve rather than after!

What's great here is that I can be freaking out about turning 30 next week but also be told to get off a lawn here

this was always my favorite song of theirs I think because it got played a lot on TV when I was a kid

yeah jughead can get it

oh I mean I think I'm definitely on record here being in to some… uh, less than hollywood perfect dudes

is she interested in things?

I'VE GOT A HANDS FREE WAY FOR ARCHIE TO PUT ON LIPSTICK IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN (i dont know what i mean (or what this is even a reference to (i stopped watching because of archie singing (also he isn't that attractive (ok bye)))))

But Christmas Jones is

He's been stuck in some sort of bag for years