this…. class action lawsuit is more like an…. ass action lawsuit

None of us are ever having a good night's sleep again. Stress, regrets, arguments in your head that you still lose, flashes of a loved ones face you'll never know again, the heat, the amount of pillows it takes to comfort your neck changing nightly, the taxis blowing their horns outside, the drunks, the sun, the birds,

It's way too soon, he knows it isn't love… but, he really, really, really, really liked the show

Best Dracula story: http://www.earwolf.com/epis…

WHY ME WHY ANYONE

and also a Scrubs quote I can't really pull up in my head right now

not with that attitude they can't

6/20/17 wasn't cock!

We're all still are

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the moment youve been waiting for

I dunno the movies really good and I think this is cute as hell still

Let's eat grandma

laaaaar lar

New Slang was a weird cult like experience, but I am a big fan of a weird giant sing-along

I was always a big Chutes Too Narrow guy but lately I think my opinion has turned to Wincing being their best album (they sadly didnt play Split Needles)

hey you're never your rational self at a concert, I think the second anyone realizes they know the words to a song being played they just become a lunatic (or maybe that's just me)

nice

Man alcohol when I'm in one of those moods just makes the passage of time slow to a crawl and every miserable thought buried in my head come pouring out

It's weird I didn't really think about how many of their songs were like hits, even the second to last album had Simple Song and everyone lost it to that.