you gotta go all in and just pull it out to breathe

he's hella manspreading too

hahahaha… no I havent :(

That is fun!

Me, eating a hot pocket: "cmon apples you're better than this I thought this stage of your life was over what are you doing cmon"

heh, this sentence has "hot pocket" and "enjoy" in it

Well, well, well, well look at this brag

He's a giant chicken! A giant chicken I tell ya!

dammit it was cock

I did a Gilmore Girls trivia a while back and oh man imagine the anger I felt when I mistook a Fountains of Wayne song in the show for a Ween song

MINDQUAD

they're scary

lol

:(

♫♫Your name is the splinter inside me

the lesson, apples, is don't bring a scrubs quote to a seinfeld article

its almost like the soup is a character ha ha am i right?

How does it go again? 'You are out of luck in the soup department?'

I really don't know him all that well, except those three months when I would hear "Pretty Pimpin'" like 4 times a day on the radio. I always think he is/sounds like something else entirely when I think of him

I do like, lately, that no one seems to agree on any of these albums any more. I think that's weirdly a sign of a great band. I'll go to bat for Neon Bible being their best and the Suburbs being incredibly dull - but then you wouldn't be wrong for calling me an idiot.