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it distresses me that I think I can recite that stupid opening from memory down to the correct amount of very's

I think black wave is a better song than black mirror but I'm always confused at the split in black wave because it seems like black wave is listed as part one when its part two

take my hand we'll fly together into the sea

dont ironic post at my cliches

which was already one anyway

~true verse~

Some Kennedy OD'ed while we watched on MTV

At least in dying you don't have to deal with new wave for a second time.

The 80s almost killed me, let's not recall them quite so fondly

is that when the top becomes the bottom because thats also usually a fun night, but, I have to go last

A guy I used to date liked me uh, finishing on him and then blowing him with it still there… it was odd, but whatever

I lost the power cord to my PS2 in my move and I can't play Katamari and its bumming me out I had a whole drunken evening planned the other night

yeah but if we're being 14 again theres no way I'm going to be emotionally mature enough to not judge the porn sounds of others

Sounds like a lovely place

hmmm I mean purely for sex, I get it but a date I'd be in to it, even if I thought it would only be partially worth it. But I also love driving and I'm sure my city(ies) is different than yours.

Is 40-50 minutes too long? What's the line? Or, is it just leaving one city for another?

blegh

I do like direction though! I'm caught in a weird place where I'm turned on by someone telling me what they want but also giggling at them saying the words. Jesus I am Elliot Reid

ugh, for me its none of them but that's on me and as a result I am probably offputtingly quiet during sex. They all make me giggle. Dick is acceptable but any other word just makes me laugh… like cock makes me think of someone trying too hard to be rough and sexy. And then, lord, ass. What to do there… ass just seems

Well… the version of Pineapple Express that airs on FX has/had the word "asshole" changed to "casserole" and they say the word "casserole" a lot in that movie. I would probably willingly watch that cut of the movie for the nonsense of it.