Have you ever seen an invisible man? Of course not. First of all he's invisible, and second, he doesn't exist. Take that Jules Verne.

hey can I make a barely related complaint that's been bugging me all day? What is it with older people (50+) and their really weird impression of lobster mac'n'cheese as like the pinnacle of haute cuisine? Every monday and friday I have to hear these people talk about these exciting restaurants they've been to and…

Dr. Jekyll, lookin' to get fucked hard

hmm does a ghostface/rjd2 album exist?

cera can get it

Pretending there's glamour and candelabra when you're drinking by candlelight

I saw Neutral Milk Hotel twice and the first time it was some guy singing madeup jingles about baseball over a homemade guitar and the second time it was the girl from the Shaggs

dont tell me who to make and not make baseless comparisons too

yeah but that Major Lazer show was lit

he has a song called chemtrails off a pretty good album that doesn't ever get mentioned that much when people talk about beck but I don't think he believes in them

a dagger to notate deceased is cruel

yes please pepper in more good Beck song puns

Sounds like he'll be going the distance with the band

yesterday I did laundry and took my clothes out of the dryer and in to the hamper and held the soft, warm hamper bag in my arms as I walked up the stairs - desperate for the warmth of human contact…. anyway, uh,

You're not wrong about the Conan jokes not really working. But I do love this joke.

Wait… this is so off base its nuts. You're aware of the plot of the YYYs career, right? They may have genuinely made one of the greatest pop songs of all time (Maps) tucked away on a garage freakout of an album, then two albums later undoubtedly inspired every pop star looking for some alt edge to them - if Katy is…

Hey I've listened to this album! It's … bad!

It's not a conversation worth having about Katy Perry: https://m.youtube.com/watch…

You should put it in your CD player instead of your hands it's gonna blow your mind

Honestly that whole album rips. I wore Push Pull the fuck out when it was first released and still haven't let up on it.