I send out memes to people of minions with golf recaps written over them in impact font and then a sunglass wearing emoticon afterwards to prove my dankness

I'm always hoping it won't be cock and then it always is

has anything good come out of October yet? I liked Beergraphs because I liked Eno but nothing about October has been interesting to me

how dare you

this is the truest post I've ever seen on this website

Pizza topping/calzone filling, burrito filling, salads, empanada filling, eating by themselves, alcohol, in hummus, with cheese, muffuletta sandwich, tuna salad/mac uhhhhhhhh putting on your fingers

this hypothetical is upsetting to me

you fold it just because a by-the-slice cut is so large and only usually once you're halfway through it

Every gay man I've hung out with recently has told me they hate olives (volunteered this information! to me! a noted olive lover), I don't get it. They're delicious, and salty, and are certainly never confusing as to what "pitted" means.

All right, that joke is ridiculous that's like a carbon copy of the previous joke but with different ingredients. I don't know what I was trying to pull off there.

It does crack, but, does not break. The crack lets it remain folded, or, allows you to pick it up and get it back to the shape you want just using your pinky.

yeah well uh Beck has never sounded better than he does on 'pepper' ha ha ha SHUT UP

It sounds like a nightmare but I don't think I've ever been more curious in my life

eh.

fine this I can maybe understand, even if I don't agree, but I have been very olive defensive lately

hold on

Olives make the gin better (and I already like gin) not the other way around!

Haha square pizza get out of here

this is madness and I won't stand for it

me I do olives are life