I care.

GIN SEASON IS UPON US! Good luck outdoor patios, apples is about to get messy and smoke a whole bunch of cigarettes

you talk too much, talking cat

hmm I think we have gone in different directions with the image we have in our mind

I agree! I was just trying to be self deprecating a little to make it look like I had shame or something because I am a very inconsistent human being

do they all have near-bowl cuts and dream about teaching english in japan because even though they're super celibate and not going to waste their time on girls anymore they still think they're going to trick some poor asian woman into loving them?

Is it a bunch of men who decide to be celibate because women exist only to drain them of their gender purity?

Men… Get… that… other… woman?

Fun fact! the only time I've ever been told I look like a famous person is Nick Kroll so… [prepares to die alone]

wait, people don't want to date Nick Kroll? what's going on here

Halsey always sounds like someone in marketing said "hmm Lana Del Rey sure is popular but her biggest hit has been a shitty remix of Summertime Sadness"

Oh, yeah, I don't know why that's a thing. Here's the opposite:

No you didn't!

PLEASE. PLEASE. 100%. PLEASE.

this is… … take your filthy upvote

Hah, well, you answered the question of why its a problem for me - because it would just be easier to be able to hookup with someone and feel good and wanted for a night and then move on (or be able to imagine more happening if they weren't put off by my issue). I could use something being easy.

what would you like to talk about

"Yes, be true to yourself… but if yourself is a douche, maybe don't do that."

Hello! I need actual advice again, or, reassurance, or, something I probably cannot get but would like to vent anyway - I cannot get it up for hookups for the most part, and, I cannot figure out why.

"Oh they have a drone that's cool maybe they can use that to show—oh it got stuck in a tree immediately"