I don't need this from you

eh, I've never not enjoyed myself at a concert (for the most part) and I'm not too cool to admit that even if I don't like her all that much I still know her dumb songs and would sing along to them and be swept up in the spectacle and being surrounded by others having a good time

And at least Bangerz had some good fucking songs on it

I mean. I'm not against a good time, I'd probably go to one under the right circumstances

We all make mistakes and sometimes those mistakes involve you drunk and no longer in control of the youtube selections

Was Shether all that tight? It's like 8 minutes long

"This next song is from the new album, its about……………uh anyway here's Pin"

She thinks she's a lot more clever and savvy than she is and really wants you to know.

Have you ever seen a Katy live performance? Every song she starts out with some weird grunt and some dumb not-cute question to the audience like "are you guys feeling wide awake?" and then Wide Awake plays. It drives me nuts. Anyway,

I am very attracted to James Corden

Spider man was always poochie

how…. how is it?

I can't direct this boy he is my son

hehe u said sex

She likes you too :)

RIP Harris, died eating a chicken's butt

"Given to us as a joke but used not as a joke"

what this means and what I think it means are two very different things

I just moved and forgot about a shoebox with dildos in it and me and my old roommate had a very awkward conversation because I left it in the living room please enjoy this too personal of a story

this is bad advice and you are a bad person for suggesting it