I do not like shrimp

I'm sure everything is fine, fine, fine

I'm very sorry

whats wrong fellow human male, not enough female sex partners to satisfy basic economic supply and demand needs?

popes next album is gonna be lit

u up?

See you in the evening
See you in the dawn
See you in the daylight
And in the beyond

I believe one of us may be misunderstanding the other, I hope

I certainly wouldn't know anything about that

Do they?

Paul Ryan was told as a child that he would be a policy savant, grew up with nothing to show for it except that he was told it would happen and telling everyone who would listen it was destiny. At some point one of these believers, through magic, would end up in the '70s and be the one to in fact tell Ryan of his fate.

life is humiliating at all turns and death is our only reward

This makes me very sad. But yes… wet wipes were used.

guys. Help. A guy threw up on my crotch last night. How could something so horrible and hilarious happen. Every day of being single is a nightmare.

The DSA used to stand for something, man

Look. I don't have a second tulip pun here.

And stars a bunch of pretty people and involves superheroes… [scribbles notes, diagrams] oh it turns out Fantastic Four already got made

Yuck indeed. That sort of vulgarity has no home here, sir.

Milky White is dead

You're an adult now. Mature. Responsibilities. The weight of the world on your shoulder. You've grown up and you've left childish things behind. You may feel a twinge of nostalgia for who you once were but you bite your cheek to manage the momentary stir. You will be like the rest of us, free of petty reminders of a…