this is the second time today I've described myself as sad and horny I think i am b o r i n g

I saw some guy online the other day whose banging profile was just "Pinocchio ain't got the only wood growing tonight" and it made me sad but kind of horny

Timber Enamel Rail Molding Inlay Template … Escutcheon

I mean, this isn't a euphemism I've used before but I'm in to it

I've got a long, long list of things he could do…

i mean if only u could nut then u wouldnt be so sad amiright

the other bonds are a pretty cranky bunch when you think about it

I never have a good time at the Hannity Fair and yet, every year there I am at the midway

these are my only emotions

[starts circling faces of rogers with red paintbrush in mspaint]

I am always 100% sincere its a real character flaw

YOU DID IT

Hovering over the URL I hope this is either one entry (fuck you Five Iron Frenzy) or 600… lets see!

I'm in an awful mood today, but, if there's anything nice in the world its that Grande once licked a donut and said she hates america, for no real reason. On a list of my favorite things that's happened… it's somewhere.

I just happened to be on this … I'm very bad at my job

here you go https://en.wikipedia.org/wi…

This is a (bad) Chainsmoker song

That whole thing made her a damn American hero and I'll never not love her for it

Well, in defense of how it looks for him, it's all (bad) Saw sequels, bad Conjuring sequels/spinoffs for the most part. Then Lights Out which was bad

I mean it was very hard to express condolences for Yordano Ventura without that