I don't know, one last trip through gay panic panic jokes seems a fitting farewell

Poor Ron Funches sounded so sad about his cancelled shows… wait never mind no I don't think he has the capacity to sound sad

We all contemplate the finality of life in different ways, man, maybe it took Home Improvement to end to truly understand that one day there won't be anything left

I can get behind it, though, something that best represents America is certainly something I would never want to watch

She's in one of my all time favorite episodes, with Jenny Owen Youngs as the musician.

I mean there's a balance to be struck for sure, but absent mindedly twirling my fingers through chest hair is one of life's great pleasures

[appears in cloud of smoke]

I don't know if you recall us swooning over our respective past partners' wonderful chest hair in the past, but, I have to tell you the guy I have been seeing is like… hairless and I don't know how I feel about this.

I am in the process of a great life reset and fixing everything I hate about myself and my life… so far I've accomplished a new place to live, going to the gym more, spending less money and going back to school and going to therapy. I'm doing alright in just feeling happy and being myself but that still feels a long…

Ah the classic gotcha punchline, the chef is a woman

What if I run down to midtown wearing only overalls to pick him up some dumplings?

Dammit I even googled it to make sure right before I typed it too

Yes it surprisingly was. The place I get then from can be real hit and miss but these were two well constructed tacos with the right ratio of beef to toppings. And the shell was soft but just slightly crispy enough to hold everything together.

barely related, but, John Daly did a character called Papa Johns Misty yesterday, and because sometimes the universe is alright… here's a video of Father John Misty eating pizza and singing about Comey (tied it together in the end good job)

I made myself kind of sad yesterday. I recently moved a few blocks from my old apartment and went to get a taco, with the walk being maybe an extra 5 minutes. And I sighed and thought what could have been if the threats of Hillary winning would have come true.

Thank you

Expand on that

Explain

I'll make it everyone's business

5/9/17 it was Cock. The cycle begins anew