I pretty much go 1:2 in all cocktailing, but g&ts I tend to do pretty close to 1:1 but I just really like the taste of gin

He's not an awful, disgusting person because he's fat, so, I think jokes are fair game in conclusion pretend I am able to embed that image of him in a baseball uniform throwing out a pitch

At least once a day my boss will print something off from his e-mail and then ask me to scan it in and send it to someone else. I try and tell him that he already has it in his e-mail that he could just send it to me so I could forward it and he looks at me blankly. The relevance of this comment is light but I'm in a…

nothing is anything we expect

"we can comment on these now? that won't end well"

Thanks, Meatcat!

It's the what that a real weird comment about how a show could really be improved if it was about a man, and then ended with a baffling comment about Aaron Hernandez gets

Honestly I am 100% down

What

m a x bepsi b r o o o

I never got it either then I saw Cocktail and [joke about cocks and or tails whichever]

It's not a very good album there I said it

im too old to meme but dat boi and doge will never not make me laugh

Thanks

I just read an article about it and making eye contact with potentially a stranger and fake laughing sounds like a living nightmare and yet I'm kind of totally on board

Send it here tho

What is laughing yoga i demand to know

she jumped on me in some bizarre physics defying leap from the ground to my shoulders so I think she is very interested in eating my face

So… a Red Sox Cardinals game?

The cat that is no longer my cat is following me from room to room as I pack and it's bumming me out this is also not funny or notable but I'm letting you know