I sucked at wrestling, but hockey was the best.

Or, you know, I could just use the one in my living room.

Exactly. I could never stand the Braves, but I respected the hell out of Maddox and the rest of that pitching staff.

No hustle either, Skip.

I wrote a paper in college ahead of time once. I got a C+. After that, it was always the night before at the earliest.

I know that all too well. I had momentum all through the spring but then lifted my foot off the gas pedal in May. Haven't recovered since.

Question for the serial procrastinators: Why do we do it?

Not sure if it counts but it took me forever to finish Bioshock because I had to to look at everything. One of my favorite time periods and to see it so lovingly rendered was worth taking ones time. Of course, the fear of being jumped at any moment doesn't lend itself to a lot of running.

I shit on AC3 a lot, but I love the franchise as a whole.

Well put. My first thought was, "Wow, I could really have used this advice twenty years ago."

Ridiculing anyone for working is ridiculous. Ridiculing anyone for being professional is even more so.

As a racing fan, I look forward to the day when a woman can not just win races in the top flights but championships. Danica is known more for her promotional efforts than her racing. I want a racer who leaves no doubts.

Nah, we'll limp along until our bloated, cancer riddled carcass is left to rot on the shoulder of history's highway.

If only I could find out who put pee pee in my Coke.

Considering that people will follow their GPS off a cliff if it tells them to, I'm sure the fatalities will start racking up sooner or later.

The urine smell checks out.

For the record, I still kiss my girlfriend and try to grab her ass. I also am not fond of the cops and am still willing to sleep on the floor.

Mitch Hedberg and the Happy Mondays. Alright.

Not really cheating, but tearing through Smash TV with a friend is pretty damn fun when you don't have to actually shovel quarters into it.

You definitely feel like you got away with something.