She tells her friends she's a game developer, but really she works in support.

"I love that carpet pattern" seems like such an odd thing to say, but it doesn't make it any less true.

Just watched that last week. I heartily second your recommendation.

And Greg Giraldo. I miss both of them.

I'll drink to that. I find that talking ruins most sports.

You don't like cars, but you have Kimi as your avatar. I'm intrigued.

You see, my wife, she has been most vocal on the subject of No Man's Sky. "Where's No Man's Sky? "When are you going to get No Man's Sky?" "Why aren't you getting Now Man's Sky now?" And so on. So please, No Man's Sky.

Regret nothing. The only thing you missed out on was a potential spinal injury. That thing was a colossal pile of shit.

Do you know how to use one of THEEEESSSSEEEEE?!??!!?!

Maverick is solid. It's smooth but the quick direction changes can pull muscles you didn't know you had. I'm done with Rougarou (Mantis). Gave it a shot since it is not longer a standup, still had the same result.

Yup. It's worth at least one ride.

Thanks for taking the time to type that out. I love hearing about the inner workings of places and events. Talked to some employees during some downtime waits last visit. Seemed like one of those gigs that look cool on the surface, but can be mind numbingly repetitive at times, but could also potentially leave you…

Whoa, hang on a second. Using extreme comparisons for the purpose of comedy? That's the first I've heard of such a thing.

It's the inversions that get me the most nowadays. More specifically, tight inversions. Raptor at Cedar Point is a brilliant coaster, but I can't do it any more. Tall, fast, and smooth is my go-to. And I'll always have a place in my heart for good wooden coasters provided they don't try to cripple me when I ride them.…

Well, you picked a good park to attend to start liking coasters.

Out of curiosity, what was it about working there that you hated?

Went in May. Never waited more than 30 minutes for a ride. The downside to that is that I don't recover as well as I used to. The Valravn is fun as hell. The pause before they drop you down the hill is a nice touch. Nothing beats the Millennium though. You pull enough Gs in the first turn that my vision tunnels every…

Based on some of Trump's polling numbers, we are pretty close.

And as you leave the apartment, light the place on fire.

I'm so relieved I'm not the only one with these feelings.