I haven't been writing enough lately. While I enjoy writing longhand, my grip sucks and my penmanship is even worse so it hurts after a while and half the time I can't even read it. So the only time I write that way is when I'm traveling and can't access my laptop.

I thought it was just capitalism.

Not to mention finding two serial killers with similar kinks, because if they are both the open ended type, they might not be a duo for very long.

And I'll admit it, they do look pretty cool.

Authentic. I don't think that word means what you think it means, Internet.

He's a whale biologist. He calls 'em like he sees 'em.

That was one of my default daily Twitter updates that popped up on my phone. I was just going about my day and it stopped me in my tracks and I just started crying because it was beautiful, brutal, and 100% spot on.

Since I don't read as much as I should, I had to look up that passage after your introduction. God damn.

Jock rock my ass! Listen to those lyrics, man! It's all about love, and longing!

Who are we at war with this week? Those sons of bitches from Eurasia? What? We've always been at war with them? Fuck. I hate those fucking guys.

Call of Duty: Gallipoli

"Wow, yeah. Definitely better than George Harrison."

I have an acquaintance who has a job that puts him in contact with famous people on a regular basis and he is annoying enough of a person to always ask for a photo. He has a nice collection of forced smiles. And it isn't just people he likes. If they're considered "famous" he wants the picture.

Never underestimate the ability of grumpy, old mid-westerners.

Ummm, a tomato sauce stained wooden spoon perhaps?

My grandparents hated Carson, but could never articulate why which always confused me as they were a lot closer to his age than I was. This never made since to me until Jimmy Fallon got a late night hosting gig.

I need to listen to more of his stuff. My Home is the Sea still knocks me on my ass.

"Aquaman doesn't have a secret identity, he's always Aquaman. No one believes that Aquaman is a stay at home dad."

Yeah, I have a hard time separating Sully from PLN as well. And a B for a Russo book is certainly good enough for me. Straight Man was considered one of his weaker outings at the time and I enjoyed it thoroughly. Bridge of Sighs is still sitting on my shelf so I need to knock that one out first before moving on to…

But the glitter gets everywhere.