"just"

I thought we were already running at capacity.

SPHINX!

If that movie isn't ground zero for the popularization of "clusterfuck" I don't know what is.

How dare you refer to Jim Gray as talented.

This helps explain the drama generators in my circle of acquaintances.

Are you sure Hank done it this way?

Biiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrdddddddmmmmmaaaaannnnnnn!!!

Probably to prevent marketers from spamming the hell out of it. I mean, more so.

*Bong rip sound*

If the internet can be believed, March 29.

"Trenton is the big city?"

Like Enterprise Car Rental on Christmas Day, I don't have a vehicle for you.

Kevin Pollak called…

I could only justify one t-shirt purchase. I am glad I decided to push my luck and not pull the trigger.

Racism is the tool The Man uses to keep poor people from realizing they're getting fucked from above.

Not openly laughing at my in-laws is one of the hardest things I've had to do recently. I've been kicked under the table by Mrs. Weasel on more than one occasion.

Right? Would you want to work for Trump? I've worked for people like him. It is horrible. Can't imagine that dickhole meeting with heads of state. If you thought GWBush giving Merkel a shoulder rub was bad, buckle up.

On the bright side, I have been relieved by the number of conservative friends and family who hate Trump and know he is completely full of shit. But they don't like Clinton either and 8 months is plenty of time to convince yourself of some seriously rationalized bullshit. We shall see. As long as they either don't…

Must be post-traumatic amnesia.