This is a thing? Goodness, I had no idea! For you see, I have been on Mars for the last several days, in a cave, with my eyes shut and no access to Facebook.

Chief Kief chiefs Kief?

And so you're ahead of the curve, 8K will be the follow up iteration.

Super HD. It is the next step up from 1080.

Don't be ridiculous. James Patterson hired someone to give blowjobs for crack.

I have no problem with her final form.

I can empathize.

It's the little things.

I'd watch a series of these for sure. Profanity is noticeably missing from most cooking shows.

Will it have the world's worst Australian accent?

AC3, huh? Well, godspeed, little doodle.

I can agree with that. I got more technique points from Alton, though some can be overly elaborate. "Honey, why are there five bricks in the oven?"

While I love Alton & Good Eats, i think I added more recipes to my repertoire from Food 911 & Tyler's Ultimate. I know opinions on Tyler are mixed, but his recipes were straightforward, he didn't jack around and everything was usually delicious and repeatable.

Saw David Lowery and Johnny Hickman play in someone's living room. The homeowners booked them for an acoustic set and sold no more than fifty tickets. (It was a good sized house).

Elmo knows where you live!

What was that thing on Tom Hanks' head in the DaVinci Code?

Lucky for me, I only took a carry-on so I had to leave my knife at home.

[Lowers head and coughs as he speaks under his breath]

I believe it is included in the GOG version.

Bob's Burgers. Sat down and watched the first four seasons on Netflix. I had tried watching it before,it just took a while to click.