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The Spice Weasel
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I went to high school with a girl named Lucy Pegasus.

So a bunch of unfunny jokes punctuated with profanity so they seem funny at first listen. Kind of like Dennis Leary's stand up.

Did you end up on student council or in FFA?

I have no interest in this game, but the commercial is quite effective.

Dude, what's wrong with your face?

Zee Add is Dee Add!

That's the Star Wars quotation you're going with?

I did not know that. How'd she get the gig?

Well put. Haven't watched it in years but just restarted from the beginning a couple weeks ago. Watching it with my girlfriend. Even in the first few dozen episodes there are moments where you pick up some subtle vibrations.

I know that Spiderwebs is still a straight up fucking jam and any time I hear it I feel for the people on the floor below. There will be stomping.

There once was a man from Nantucket…

Gary Oldman it is.

Of course, if a group of people forbid you from worshiping your god, you could see how they might get a little bent out of shape about that. The Thalmor can say stuff that's just as bad as the Stormcloaks. I wonder if I view the Stormcloaks as being bigger a-holes because they're white.

Yeah, that's the conundrum. That's also why I'm at level 60 and still haven't picked a side.

I am continuing my summer Skyrim extravaganza. I made the mistake of looking at how many hours were logged on my save game.

With its patented design, the fat drains directly into my mouth.

What a lovely shade of Matrix green.

Aside from a couple of dudes who had no time for anyone who didn't speak Czech I didn't think Prague was too bad.

There's an Indianapolis, Iowa so I wouldn't put it past those sneaky hawkeyes.

I've been noticing that, too. Hell even WAYPTW gets buried and it is usually a lock for at least 300+ comments every Friday.