Yeah, a true curator has a masters in museum science with crippling student loans and a grant funded position that pays just above the poverty line.

But TV has been dead for over ten years now. It was killed by the internet and social media don't ya know.

That photo grab is the beginning and end of why I have clicked on this article twenty times.

I like Hicks a lot. He has a lot of performances that I listen to somewhat regularly. He has some performances that I can't sit through.

Hunter really let himself go.

Wow, awesome fucking job, Internet. I take back all the bad things I said about you…..this week.

Via con juevos!

I only click on GJI to read the comments. I've been wondering recently if I'll ever get tired of this gag. Then I remembered that if I see Dumb and Dumber on TV i will sit through the movie just to see the Big Gulp scene. So, no, I won't ever get tired of this gag.

Ultimate Breakfast: French Toast & Bloody Mary

That. Was. Awesome.

Hell yes. The Whittington brothers et al would make for a good doc.

I don't know what it is about the QVC/Staghorn bit that kills me. You'd think that by the time this came out all of the home shopping gags had been done. Maybe because it just captures the absurdity and hokey salesmanship of it all so perfectly.

You now have me trying to think of an album I like but generally skip the first song.

Cheaper than a pack of smokes.

It was a good excuse to explore the nooks and crannies of a beautifully detailed world. And yes, the feeling of working through the conspiracy really worked well in AC2. I missed that aspect in the later releases.

If you like interacting with menus buried within menus, boy howdy, you'll love AC3.

What makes you want to skip "Five Years"? Not antagonizing, just like hearing other perspectives on songs.

We'll contribute to your defense fund.

YouTube in ten second loops.

Well, shit. In that case, Ziggy Motherfucking Stardust, ya'll!