Phil's reviews of MasterChef are positively brimming with journalistic integrity compared to his Teen Woof reviews, where facts go to die.

Ditto.

"But this is Teen Wolf, and they still have a bunch of straight white males in the lead. "

Must agree with Danny/Ethan.

Plus, for a show that has fully embraced its male homoeroticism, it only makes sense that there's a ton of good looking young guys to ogle.  This seems like of like a complaint that in four seasons, Pretty Little Liars hasn't added a male Liar.

Allison is definitely becoming the Willow of the gang.  Except with awesome weaponry instead of magic.

Wasn't the whole point of Derek killing one of his betas so that he would absorb Boyd's power Highlander-style?  There was a decided lack of "there can be only one!" going on at the end of that episode.

Plus, how anonymous are the outfits when the designers are sitting ten feet away oohing and aahing and high-fiving each other while they carry on with a running commentary?

Or maybe he's just aiming for as much screen time as possible.  Honestly, I think you've put more thought into his thoughts on sustainability than he actually has.

Sunshine42 is correct re: the lettering.

I have to say that, of all of the ridiculous stuff this show throws at us, her engulfing stupidity is the thing that takes me out of the moment more than anything else.  Its physically painful to watch.

I assumed it was Mike getting REEEEEVENNNNNNNGGGEE!

The only problem with a Greek/PLL crossover would be constantly having to explain whether you were talking about Spencer Hastings or Spencer Grammer.

"Speaking of Ryan Murphy and therefore of gay agendas, this is how you tell gay characters and stories: By not making a big fuss about it and just showing them."

Some sort of medium, most likely.

Apparently black blood makes for really great lube.

You would think that since AV Club's brand is serious critique of pop culture, they would have a second pair of eyes who also watched / read / listened to (as appropriate) the creative content in question before the review gets published.

wikipedia says brother/sister.

Yep. Totally bizarre

I caught the logo's thing, too.  Bugged me like crazy.