(Puts napkin over face)
(yells a bunch of shit about standard oil)

2 words
Lloyd Bridges

In other news
I will be in 3D for the remainder of the day.
Thanks.

there's only one good keenan
Greedy Smurf is black??!?!?!?
WHAT THA FUCK?

Yeah but
where's the birth certificate maaaaaan?

Yes
Ah, boastful gibberish.

I say ok.

I know.

Unrelated, but

Dirka
Am I going to jail for clicking the link to the Dirka Jihad link?

Unrelated, but
I saw a walking dog today.

Been a long time
Leonard Nimoy

Unrelated, but
Bonerless Chicken.

Will I do?

Unrelated, but
If I had an album, I'd like to call it, "Forced to Shit My Pants".

Unrelated, but
where is Dabney Coleman?

Ersatz
Ersatz

Ok
Sounds great.

Scentless Apprentless
Get one of those Jonas Bros to play him.

Adult Swim