On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased,…

You're Not Even Trying, Internet!

Superman Lives due to this one weird trick! Lex Luthors hate it!

The Office?

Every comment here reminds me that I didn't get the appeal of Homestar Runner back then and confirms that I'm not going to be in on the joke if it returns.

One vote for Mars Attacks!

I'm thrilled that he has done this but I'm also kind of thrilled that my Complete Calvin & Hobbes is still complete — that doorstop wasn't cheap.

It's been around for a decade but only recently escaped the confines of YM and Seventeen Magazine.

Don't be so hard on yourself, Brett. Here: look at these big butts!

Bring back Vince Vaughn as Nick Van Owen!

He seems depressed. Cheer up, Orblando Gloom!

The spoiler in the article is fake.

Most of the time he's benign physicist Brock Brenner but … you wouldn't like him when he's malignant.

I wouldn't nitpick this typo but the phrase "Marve Cinematic Universe" made me think of the supervillain duo the Wet Bandits battling unattended mutant youngsters across suburban Illinois

You mean schadenfreude not weltschmerz

Nobody takes issue with Mr. Dowd citing Con Air as an example of Nicolas Cage's bad acting? Cameron Poe is hilarious.

You might as well close the Minesweeper window after the timer gets to 999. You've lost.

"… but it’s expected to be replaced by a serialized version of The Nightman Cometh any second now because… well, you know."

I'M NOT YOUR PAL, BUDDY!

"Muppets Most Wanted wants for neither celebrity cameos (Lady Gaga! Usher! Frank Langella!), nor plot"