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HO HO

The fact that you call it "Hope" tells me you're not ready

Has Peter Laird fallen on such hard times that he can't spring for a blog that is not painful to look at, or has the Ninja Turtles franchise made him so fabulously rich that he just can't be bothered to do so?

He is a good deal less affable on Boardwalk Empire, and a good deal more formal.

Look at his tufted ears!

@avclub-92a972196ae14b06997dc73a44c6cddd:disqus Meowschwitz!

Doesn't this call for a Big Red No?

That "some would argue" was a bit of a dodge, O'Neal. We read what you wrote there.

Stick up for yourself, poindexter!

So you got the joke

LANAAAA!

How much enthusiasm can he muster at this point, HE'S ALREADY VOICEOVERING AROUND THE CLOCK

What happened to her being the lead in HBO's adaptation of I Don't Care About Your Band?

Of course they did, yes. Also this website and all its contributors and commenting community are an elaborate bid for your affection.

I submit Taylor Kitsch. He kind of looks like Brandon Lee. I don't know if that is sufficient reason however.

I believe the term is "owns"

That's true, one of them will end up with a jammed finger and/or hurt feelings.

Never mind. IMDB knows. From the write-up it seemed like it might be some non-canonical Star Trek spin-off that I had never heard of.

What's Invasion: Earth?