Impossible — I have been to the future and Tim Tebow gets aborted after all.

Two lines I've put in in every song I've ever written: "Spread your wings and fly", and "You deserve to be a champion."

(w)heeeeeeerrrrre's Johnny!

I thought it was "put down the emotions, bitches!" but your version makes more sense. Not that logic always enters the equation on this show.

"You're half right, Crackers. A-DUUUH." A-DUHHHHHHHHHHHHUHHHUHHHHUUUUUUUUUH!

Did you enjoy Harry Potter but lament that it didn't contain more drugs and fucking? You'll love The Magicians. Not a joke: it's a fun book, notwithstanding a third act problem that it never quite surmounts.

I love her and I love her father. I wish they could have worked John Mortimer into the discussion somehow.

goodness
Imagine the glorious feuds this endeavor could spawn!

I thought Anakin killed General Grievous?

Why can't we see this in Canada
It has been available in the US for hours, HOURS! This is the internet for goodness sake!

yea, and a pox on thee who wouldst befoule the Queene's Englishe by changing it to meete thye times!

nothing gets past @morley

Are you quite certain
You're not thinking Lucas Black?
An honest mistake

actually I think what Irregular is getting at is "blames … for" and "being the root of" are redundant somehow.

I believe this was a TomWaits suicide note.

TomWaits, what are you going to do to commemorate your 10,000th post?

Back up there a ways, TomWaits had a well articulated retort to the kind of carnivore smugness I've been practising all my life and will hereafter stop practising.

I for one read the whole article without noticing it.

Whether or not the show is in "decline", O peerless lurkers, Kathy Geiss as Susan Boyle was not a "lazy" joke and if you didn't see it coming or make the connection first — which, be honest, you didn't. Tina Fey et al have probably been sitting on that joke, waiting to deploy it since Susan Boyle first made headlines.…

Breakfast!