Franco's doing Abby Elliot.

Shakira's got some wierd dance moves but what stood out for me was her band and backup singers. A truly motley looking group of bridge trolls.

An oasis. Fucking New York elitists.

Which ghost? This ghost.

I hear she drew Morrison's bathwater.

Probably a number of requirements. I get the feeling she's pretty high maintenance.

I'm thinking paraniod schizophrenia or dissociative disorder. Message boards are a Godsend to the mentally ill. I should know.

Roadhouse Blues, BV. Hell yeah. LA Woman's got that same good driving groove.

Nugent's "Stranglehold" is an excellent driving song as is "Possum Kingdom" by the Toadies. Stranglehold's got a kickass hypnotic groove.

Unless Rabin had a bit of inside info. Hmmm? I small a conspiracy and Rabin's nesting in it's black heart.

There has got to be a KISS dildo. I'm sure of it.

I had all 4 solo albums although my motivation was to get the sweet interlocking giant poster! The albums themselves weren't too great. 'Livin' in Sin at the Holiday Inn'. Gene Simmons really is a giant tool.

Your points sting a little, Mr Awesome, but they're valid. Once innocence falls away I think you can spend much of your life pining for it.

My favorite: Strutter

KISS is terrible but when I was around 10 years old I thought they were gods. I went as Paul Stanley (his makeup was least complicated) for Halloween 3 years running.

Jane Lynch is what keeps me coming back. She is excellent. Great timing and delivery. And the writers have given her excellent material.

Prediction: Sybil Disobedience will soon select a generic avatar

Mikey, that makes me sad.

Do I get paid for this?

It's a very subtle protest I think against the AV Club's lack of sports coverage. As a sports fan and an AV Club fan I realize Jetsrule29's comments are out of place but I read them anyway.