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WAR - Warhammer Online

* Carly Simon consumes man in one giant, toothy gulp.*

Average shopper in strip mall parking lot: "Run! Run!!! For the love of God run for your lives!!!"

Aion is a Korean MMO and I've yet to build up the enthusiasm to give it a try. It's culturally interesting I guess but in my experience Asian MMOs tend to be about number crunching - kill x of this, reach y threshold, etc.

Small child: "Mommy, that lady has a scary mouth."

Fuck your handbags.

Death Race 2000 (1975)
I'm missing something there. Doesn't seem to follow the pattern.

Digital Shorts are usually delightfully weird but this one was just sort of bland.

Gilly….Gilly….Gilly

Don't forget "One Dark Night". Truly an 80's B movie zombie horror. Good stuff.

Like my penis.

The worst, the absolute worst, is Sandra Lee. And I've tried a few of her recipes. Terrible. With her tablescaping, and her cocktail time, and her massive storm of neuroses. Jesus. She drives me crazy.

Are you people really giving trash to Paula Deen? She's certainly become overexposed but if you've tried any of her recipes you'd see she knows exactly what she's doing. Not healthy but really fucking tasty. She kicks ass.

Making leftovers not gross? It seems pretty basic but put a pat of butter on top w/ some salt before you reheat it in the microwave. Does wonders.

Best thing on Food Network these days: The Best Thing I Ever Ate.

I started to realize that anything Favreau is in will suck. Badly. He's the worst.

A sterling episode. I was cackling quite a few times. Great writing, great timing. Excellent.

I like the remake to a point, very much. First 5 minutes are just great.

Don't know, I like the look of it though. Traileraddict is my new favorite site.

Thanks for the ride, lady!!