And the lotions, etc. seem to be more geared toward couples (and many of the partygoers are married) while the hardware is mostly for a women's alone time. But I've been involved a time or two where there's been toys that have come out and that was pretty fun I have to say.

The lotions, creams, potions, etc. seem to be a point of emphasis at all these parties. Why? I bet the answer is entirely practical. Profit margin.

Sweet, sweet Amy Irving. What bad could he possibly say?

In certain Mexican dive bars I wholeheartedly agree.

Wait. Jim Rockford's a chick? Hell. I'm all kinds of confused as to who is who.

I did not but so wish I had.

So how is that a party drug? Seems like it would knock you on your ass.

Oscar Wilde is righteously witty and droll but I don't exactly consider his view of women as representative of mine.

Ah, but there you have saddlebacking, TW, brought to us by Savage. Some of those Christian teens are naughtier than their non religious counterparts. I find this a fascinating subculture.

Yeah Chocabloc. Candy innuendo = high art.

Yeah Chocabloc. Candy innuendo = high art.

Taurine is foul. When the fuck and why the fuck did this red bull energy drink bullshit begin anyway? In my day it was caffeine pills and coffee until your hair itched and you chased your roomate around with a butcher knife. That was the way of it. An eightball of coke and a few benzis were all we ever needed.

So funny. Mr. Ed and friends getting down in the stables.

Sweet. I love hearing girls talk about sex toy parties.

Isn't Special K horse tranquilizer or something?

Women only like sex for the jewelry.

Don't overlook the fact that many many office jobs have near unlimited internet access. So many productive hours are put into message boards, fantasy football, trashy celebrity sites, etc.

ZMF is limited these days to 24 recaps? The Devil you say!!

Don't forget to add the late, great, lamented ZMF Racist, languishing away in some Central American prison cell. Eating roaches and recycled urine to survive, fevered dreams of strangling his guards. Poor, poor ZMF.

Sadly IMASPC, it's more than enough. I'm a lonely, lonely man.