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Adolph - in the comics, the zombies go by smell. Minor spoiler, but there's a scene where a couple of our heroes use that to their advantage to blend in…

Zombie memories
In the books, the zombies' only motivation is the standard insatiable hunger for human flesh. It's explicitly stated on several occasions that they have no memories of their former lives. In contrast, it was made pretty clear in the show that they do… the little girl stopping to pick up a teddy bear,

Can't you just masturbate in front of your computer like the rest of us?

Nirvana. Duh.

Die in a tragically-malfunctioning prop gun mishap.

And there was me thinking that they were cannibalising old series 1 episodes because they had completely run out of ideas.

While we're sort of not on the subject of Americans and cricket anymore, you know where they play cricket in America? Yeah, that's right, Compton.

Found that funny e key
Some of these cliches are so cliched that it's a cliche to complain about how cliched they are.

If only Marvel had thought of a character with such a power; he would have made a wonderful addition to the X-men.

Please stop dicking around and make a new Outkast album
Nathan, Idlewild really WAS that bad, it was like they weren't even trying. What else apart from "Hollywood Divorce" could you bear to listen to again?

I know what I do and it all points to you. Did you sell me to wonderlust?

Yeah dude, that's Arming Eritrea. The Hope That House Built is the military stomper with the "come join, come join our hopeless cause" chorus.

Mjp: "I'd have to take bill.i.lol's side, since he at least did something (horrible though it may be) to become famous. "

Another shitty show we've palmed off on you, then. Possibilities, look up Rape an Ape… coming your way in a couple of years, I'd imagine.