Come on Deaner, you can do so many things with your own bare hands, so why can't you just pick up the phone? You have every reason to feel hurt and Gene should never have said those things, but it shouldn't end this way. 
We had the best time at your party. (sniffle)

And while we're at it, "despite or perhaps because of" and all variations thereof?

thanks @avclub-0e639653c10d1353dfbc8e4a14df280e:disqus and @avclub-0a7d7a81e8e3a20e4c34748e98ef45f6:disqus . I've don't think Ive ever even considered the idea of someone rejecting the concept of bisexuality. The fact that it was not my dad but a celebrated political activist who made me contemplate it just makes it…

What's all this about? Does he not believe in bisexuality?

I think of this joke every time I hear the word "possibly".

I don't even look at the comments on this site.

What about the drummer from The Pixies?

Wow, that was fantastic, thanks @clownsaw:disqus ! Very creepy indeed, except for the bit where Anthony visits his little nature preserve, which was kind of touching. What a great story.

I wonder what Marc Maron's favourite film is?

Now, in Bento, we have a deeper shame.

I'm hoping that guy is Franco.

I think you mean Beyonce and her stupid Husband, what with her being the more successful artist and this being 2013 and all… maybe she's more successful because she has better songs, vocals, production and dance moves than GBV.
I can't explain the ZZ Top support slot though. That's unfathomable.

What's up with Koontz's son? He should be pumping them out by now. Or is it true that he secretly took over when Dean dropped the R.?

I feel like it's way too late to ask, and I'm just never going to know who Tyler Perry is.

Well, there is a specific dynamic ratio that all bands should strive for. It was probably reached in about 1967, then redefined for the digital era in about 1996 - then consistently pushed beyond all reason ever since. That's why the Flaming Lips now sound like a swarm of insects inside your head, hammering at your…

More like why?namic range, amirite brah? 

Two typos, unless she ate the sign before the show and then vomited onstage.

It's about a couple who feed worms to pigs, just as you suspected.

thank you for writing this, as for some reason it seems to have negated my own sudden need to hear that line after reading it. 
Was it good?

A couple weeks ago, a poster for it made me fall off my bike.