Unless they're on the beach
Those ain't landmines.

I'm always too busy in there to be reading. Plus, it's dark where I am at such times.

Father Ted with Tits

WHERE ROBOCOP 3 AT, STRING???

I also always mix her up with that lady, who was the "News Flash, Boppers!" lady and also the chief on Carmen Sandiego, for a moment, and then remember that lady's mouth (which is all you see of her in the Warriors), and know it ain't Pounder.

I love Terry Gross and think she's a wonderful interviewer. She gets stuff out of people that no one else would — not b/c it's deep dark secrets, but because she puts people at ease enough that they just get to thinking and talking.

Also loved the Ang Lee Hulk. Girlfriend at time did too.

You have to walt goggin's uncle when you someone eat it.

Sea-Farting Monsters
For a moment I read that as "sea-farting monsters", and I enjoyed it immensely.

Cameronnnnn!

I'd like to see that Commander — in Briefs! Am I right?

Hey, that's my catchphrase.

That kind of shit is necessary, though, in basketball, because basketball is a bullshit stupid sport. "I've got to get it in this hoop! And you've got to try to stop me. But.. um.. you can't stand near the hoop. What? Ok. Um.. you can only stand near the hoop for three seconds at a time."
"Fine! Fine. Well then.. you..…

Sandler got turned down to play one of the Bob Dylans in "I'm Not There", so he said fuck it, I've got this wig, let's do something with it.

I'm with you Doberman, exactly what I was thinking. This is the article equivalent of happening to tape some conversation with your 'hilarious' best friend on a teenage road trip and then getting your dad to publish it on the front page of his company's web site.