Hey all! I want to unload my wall o' text about my thoughts and opinions about Palin/Obama. Where should I leave those? I want everyone to read them and tell me how right I am, or vehemently call me a fucktard.

Hey everyone! Shut the fuck up!

Lobsters just trollin

NATE MENDEL JUST HAPPY TO BE EMPLOYED.

Seriously, I've been unemployed for 10 months now. To be fair I haven't really been trying though.

The first 30 minutes of Pootie Tang are fucking amazing. After that it feels like the movie has already done every joke it had.

While were at it…
WHY THE FUCK IS LOUIE SEASON 2 NOT COMING UP ON HULU?

I thought "God" was funny. The whole medical speech is ridiculously over the top, and its amusing to think about kids being made to sit through it. I don't see how its much different than Chappelle doing the crack addict in front of school kids, its just not cartoony and has no audience laugh in the back.

Patton is funny, smart, and talented, but his problem is he knows it and is way too fucking arrogant about it. He'd be a lot funnier if he had something to say other than "Aren't stupid people stupid?"

Its strange
He reminds me so much of my father, if my dad were like talented and successful. Dad likes boxing and is 3x divorced. Still, a lot of the way he acts on his show fits how my dad was when we were kids.

No.

It isn't out of respect to the deceased, but the people mourning the deceased. Asshole. What the fuck is wrong with you? Do you think the Westboro Baptist people are cool?

Its pretty shitty to talk about the recently deceased like that. Not that the dude didn't do something incredibly stupid and irresponsible. Ebert could've just looked away and not said anything. Its not like it isn't blatantly obvious that drunken driving killed the guy and his buddy and is bad.

There's a lot of good and interesting stuff on Twitter (Todd Barry is always funny, Anonymous/Lulzsec is interesting right now). I too had to unfollow Ebert though, cause he was too political. I generally agree with his views, but I don't want to read that crap all the time. His tweet frequency is ridiculously…

You can often win arguments by knowing when to stop replying. If a troll is the one you are arguing with, just never reply. Seriously, you guys are both fucking twats and need to shut the fuck up.

Hipsterism or not, Coldplay is just kind of boring. Who gives a shit how popular they are?

I saw Sum41 in concert at the Warped Tour in like… 2001? Their main singer is short, like not even 5 feet. Also they did this thing where they said they could play any metal song, and they asked the crowd to just name any song and they would play it. I think they ended up playing Iron Maiden. The problem was, it…

You should hydrate. My pee is clear like water. Be jealous. Don't drink it.

What is this? I don't even…

Wait are we being serious? That Chop Suey song is the kind of thing youre supposed to be embarassed you liked 10 years later. My wife and I crack up every time it comes up on Rock Band. When he starts in on the whiny "Why have you forsaken me?" part I lose it.