"I'm kind of a big deal."

RE: proposing to attention whore
Propose to her in private. Why the fuck is this so hard? If she says no, forget her.

Phew, that is a relief.

Yay!
Go team!

Quit trollin.

I know, it was originally used for glaucoma, I think. Still, why cook up a disorder for "insufficient lashes"? Just admit the shit is for cosmetic purposes only. Don't try and say people with short lashes have something wrong with them.

My favorite one is for that Latisse bullshit. I saw a sign for it in the mall, they had actually invented a disorder for "Insufficient eye lashes".

He's fat. Did I do that right?

Yeah, watch "Good Morning" from Singing in the Rain. Kelly, O'Connor, and Reynolds all do the same moves, but Kelly just looks so at ease and smooth. The others are great, but he was clearly a cut above.

Well
Now I am in the mood…

I like Kelly, but they were good for different things. Not sure what you mean by "working harder to please". I feel like he made it all look easy.

Singin in the Rain is one of the few movies I think everyone agrees is pretty damn good. Even my 8 month old daughter loves it. She squeals and jumps in excitement when we pull up 'Good Morning' on Youtube.

Huh
What the fuck is going on here?

With club sauce!

My Dad loves that show. As a geek, I find it offensive.

Sorry that was directed at Fokker man.

I don't get this schtick. Please explain.

Oh you

Quit trollin balls.

I like it. Will probably get the album.