And after you meet him, you'll be able to tell all your friends, "But he was so down to Earth and chill…" and inevitably none of them will give a shit.

Srsly. ENOUGH ALREADY.

Only cause his genetics make him do it

Haha… lack of personal responsibility…

I guess I should just bust out the high school physics: "When you don't know what to say, write F=ma". Less m = Less F.

Methane in the body is pressurized, so its density shouldn't be greater than air. That is why you feel gas pain. You shouldn't have to think much to realize farting should make you lighter. A helium tank is heavier when full than when empty.

Sounds like a personal problem, but my erections are always iron-y. Eh? Eh?

Alright let's get this out of the way
Would you hit it? What about with some tinge of irony or drugs?

Which obv is tots foul.

Why do people say shes attractive? She looks like any mother you'd see at a soccer game.

I live in NY and I am so fucking voting for that guy.

You know, if you read the first one he addressed it specifically, vad. He said its personal.

Guys, it doesn't matter how old Bart and Lisa are now. It matters how old they are when the porn was drawn. Since they pretty much have no changed in appearance in 20+ years, we need to track down the original artists and ask how old they intended Lisa and Bart to be in those images.

My experience with China as a kid was watching some Sesame Street special where Big Bird goes there. I remember everyone there seemed very nice and friendly. Big Bird said ni hao to everyone and they were kind and responded.

Nothing says "sexually suggestive" like the last name Poots.

I never said Jackass was dumb. I always found it amusing.

I'm not PC, I just think your a fucking twit.

Fag? Really? What are you 12?

Kung Fu Hustle felt like a natural continuation in style of The Drunken Master movies, which I loved. I don't know how you can dislike the movie.

ASS!