Man it is so fucking humid here. I have a bottle of Coke Zero here I finished about an hour ago, and the fucker is still covered in condensation.

He was doing well til he quoted the fucking Who.

And all this time I thought the D stood for "Dog". No wonder it never made sense.

Obligatory joke:
And here I thought the movie was going to be about _______.

@ohboy: One might say that hay BALE bailed, eh? eh? CMON!

Obviously the headline is referring to the actual gameplay, which was just (mostly) still screens you clicked between.

Mike, I feel like you are straying a little off character here. Myst? Really?

Did teadoust change his name?

Why does it smell like burning rhesus monkey in here?

You have cheesy shit?

I heard a Justin Bieber song once on the radio driving into NYC. It was the same day Michael Jackson died, so that why we were listening to the radio to hear the news. They were playing a song where he repeats endlessly "One less lonely girl". My wife and I both thought it was a girl singing, and we didn't really…

Captain Obvious is lame.

Or Parkinsons.

I guess you got the lack of punctuation right, but I don't feel like ZMF's posts are one massive run on with a shit ton of "AND"s.

Hey I'm not a dork, I'm just an asshole.

I once saw her interviewed by a popsicle stick. That's probably the most significant thing I can think of from her career that I am aware of.

OK Merk made me laugh.

Holiday Porter… bitches.

The only way
that picture could be more douchebaggy is if they were in front of a brick wall.

TESTICLES.