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avclub-8456555f62f58c0e43c8f45d52b3e4b3--disqus

I should add, I too, am in.

Spectacular in what sense? I guess it doesn't matter, as long as it is spectacular.

Commenting on the grade is obligatory in the comment section. Even if you haven't seen the movie/played the game/listened to the music, you must dispute the grade if you had any potential fondness towards the topic.

What's wrong with Idiotking?

CD: I didn't say "Cool, people", I said "Cool people".

Cool people know me now!

His animal list
What about the Firefly?

Dude those were so implants, or piercings, or who cares she is vile!

She can dance like a vaguely racist impression of her mother. Everyone loves that!

If you can't tell, tibber, neither will we.

You guys like swarms of things, right?

Next time try not to make such an obvious "joke", then it might be funny. Might be, but we don't hold much hope for you.

Gaga owns her weird shit. Perry just seems like she's trying too hard. Singing that faux-lesbian song just reeks of desperate crying for attention.

Haha, as if you guys could have either of them.

You can really hear her breasts in your headphones!

Story is a lame thing to care about in a video game. Ultimately it is icing on the cake. Gameplay is all that matters. A game can look like ass, have no story, and still be amazing.

When did I say I didn't care? Go fuck yourself, facesmash name.

I like how random commenters think they can dictate what a letter grade means and or should mean. Fuck, the AV Club even wrote an article about it so you bitches would quit whining.

Saying a game is good on graphics alone is like saying Avatar was a good movie. If the gameplay isn't there, who gives a shit what it looks like?

I hate The Timewarp
I hate it. It's boil-in-the-bag perversion for sexually repressed accountants and first-year drama students with too many posters of Betty Blue, The Blues Brothers, Big Blue and Blue Velvet on their blue bloody walls.