Isn't she too old for you?

Where's Bellona when you need her?

YPSD, no, no its not. Creep.

Stabbed and raped CHOMPS ol buddy.

Well you fuckers must not have lived!

The guy would look at Cameron and think, "Fuck, her smile looks like the Joker."

Works at Abercrombie? So either you look like self absorbed teens, or losers with so little ambition you work in fucking Abercrombie. That and your clothes are calculatedly beat the fuck up yet you inexplicably paid extra for that.

So a woman getting raped is equatable with the sound and picture being fucked up at a movie theater?

So, Incitatus, getting a lot of people mad at your avatar like you so desperately hoped for?

Don't get me wrong, I'm not knocking the movie and I really enjoyed it. You have to view that speech with consideration of when the movie was made. I mean the whole movie has to be viewed like that since it doesn't acknowledge the Holocaust (people weren't aware of it when the movie was made).

Honestly, if what they have the prime romantic interest think in that movie is along the lines of Mel's rants, I might pay to see it, or at least Netflix it.

The obvious defense is:
Who doesn't deserve to have a fish bite off their dick?

I thought the speech was too dramatic a tonal shift, and it required Chaplin to actually speak which his character wasn't supposed to do. The content of the speech is fine, I'm not talking about that, although in today's cinema it would come off as too earnest and preachy.

The first MIB was OK. The second was dreck ("You're not sad because its raining, its raining because you are sad").

Fuck. That is depressing.

The original was great up until Chaplin gives the speech at the end. Its still an all around classic, I don't know why you would touch it with a remake which will inevitably involve gay panic jokes (OMG TWO NAKED HAIRY DUDES WRESTLING!).

Chappelle
The Chappelle Show already did "What Men Want". There's no way that movie can be anything close to honest (not that the Gibson one was either).

I was first made aware of her in The Saint. I know teenage me was smitten with her at the time. I didn't even realize she was in Karate Kid.

Obviously all violence is Wild Wild Wes's fault.

There is no way Louie could've fought the kid since he had all his friends there. I don't get why he doesn't turn to the owner of the shop and ask him to do something.