I liked his "I'm the other black dude on SNL" monologue.

I also laughed really hard when they showed the crater left behind after the party.

I liked Hedonismbot giving his trademark laugh and then giving way to crying.

I loved how ambitious it was. They aimed very high and succeeded.

I haven't read 300, so maybe Snyder did a good job of following the plot and tone of the book. If so, the book is absolutely terrible.

Also Snyder's handling of sex scenes is unbearable.

Like I said, Watchmen was slightly OK. Rorschach was badass, but Snyder fucked up his backstory for no real reason. Why add the whole shitty scene with the cleaver? That was just for gross out shock value. It was supposed to be him standing and watching the building burn down, which I think was more powerful. …

300 was fucking awful. Watchmen was slightly OK since it had a good story to go from and Haley was awesome, but the director fucked it up as much as he could.

My first experience with multiples. It felt pretty good.

So lame I had to post it twice!

He can't be President…
…because he doesn't SPIT HOT FIRE!

He can't be President…
…because he doesn't SPIT HOT FIRE!

Trolls be trollin.

But he made grilled cheese with something other than Kraft singles!

TDWP wasn't awful, but it wasn't good. Streep's character is inhuman and silly. The whole point is Hathaway's character grows up and loves who she is or some shit. She craps all over everyone in her life, then at the end there's no repercussions. She gets exactly what she wants. Weakass wish fulfillment type…

Ooh that stings! Actually it was your Dad and the sex is fantastic!

In exchange for watching Crank 2, I had to watch The Devil Wears Prada. I laughed, I cried… for completely unintended reasons.

You'd have to pay Crocs to license the name. Let's just go with "Injection-molded Sadness".

Women be faintin'!

C'mon, the obvious joke is Ms. Dash.