He's that guy in that Futurama episode who was driving all the tanks.

No he's talking about flogging the dolphin. Just eat a graham cracker, it eases the need.

Was AI misunderstood?
I think we understood it perfectly well.

Whatever
This episode was preachy and really not that funny. I support gay marriage, but the cartoon doesn't immediately become funnier because I agree with it. I mean Hedonismbot with the hot dogs was a winner, but why put Amy and Bender together?

Don't oversell Belluci, she's hot, but her lips are weird.

IS HE MARRIED? NO! SO HE SHOULDN"T BE HAVING SEX! HE IS 100% QUALIFIED TO TEACH ABSTINENCE ONLY EDUCATION. THANK YOU AND GOOD DAY.

You can in many places begin teaching after undergrad and work on your teaching master's in the progress.

So you're a virgin then sarC? Hot.

Matrix Revolutions? Pass.

Dude anal is so passe. Aural is where its at now.

That's what I'm saying. I'm not saying having money makes you unhappy. That's horseshit. "The meek shall inherit the Earth" is, in my eyes, a way of keeping the poor complacent. It should be obvious that a rich person can have a much happier life than a poor person. I'm not saying people can't enjoy making money…

And fuck what I just said, I'm slightly drunk. If you get off on making money that's cool. I actually know some people like that and they are happy, alone, but they are happy. Not everyone works that way.

How is that huggy? You think having a family that doesn't fucking hate each other is "huggy"? You think having a happy marriage where you still want to have sex with each other after 30 years is a bad goal? Enjoying your job, even if it doesn't pay a lot, is somehow less successful than getting your MBA and working…

Success is an incredibly arbitrary idea and equating it with your bank account is a shitty way to view the world.

Who said it is better to be poor? Idiot.

Both ads were made by douches. Its a subtle distinction.

Success is, obviously, measured in dollars.

Its fun to watch every fucking tool come out of the woodwork to say "FOR SUm1 named No One Cares u sur care alot lolz".

BTW not intended to be a firstie or secondsie. Fuck assholes who care about that stupid shit.

Saw sucks
My wife and I's first date was to the first Saw movie, by my choosing. She hated it. I don't know how I got the second date.