Or an L-E-W-I-S

So will this bar have a kitchen with a grill, or will they just nuke it from orbit?

"Replaced" is one way to put it. I prefer "left him stranded in Utah".

Something about Jeselnik's demeanor makes me certain he has body odor.  Probably bad breath too.  But definitely BO.

This itinerary needs to fill in ASAP.

A Kristen Wiig  joke doesn't land? Now I've seen everything.

Ugh, family reunions.  They just keep feedin' ya.  And feedin' ya.

The funbag gimmick is tired as hell now.  Except for the blissful unawareness when he calls out SI/ESPN people for being lazy and formulaic.  BUT HERE'S A NEW CHEAP BEER FOR THE SIXTH YEAR IN A ROW.

BLIMPIES

I took a first date to this movie in college.  Bad idea.

did you see how much sweat and hair are probably in them?  how did that girl ever pass food safety class?

They've had Piers Morgan on in prime time for a few years now - clearly they've had no issue with showing shit in prime time.

Mike Myers' best performance was playing a straight man

There's a cute little dog right?  How's the cute little dog in this one?

The loot!

This guy: smashed Natalie Portman.  You: post on AV Club.

Since you didn't mention him in the article I'll pick up the slack: this is just one more reason to hate Morgan Spurlock and Michael Moore post-Roger & Me.

AYO FAT GIRL… CMERE ARE YOU TICKLISH?

no they're just not that smart

Oracular Spectacular is looking more and more like the product of Dave Fridmann than these doofuses.