It's good to know the whole plot now.

Good morning, Vietnam.

That episode was great. Probably better than this Orphan Black one today.

I know what you mean.

Today's CBB is absolutely insane. It's glorious. Kristian Bruun is a joy on the show and as soon as Mary Holland enters, it really goes off the rails (like a retired train).

I wanted Stefon as Alpha. "This Command Centre has everything…"

Con Air is great. Even when you think it's over, they go "Fuck it, let's have a massive chase scene in the middle of a decimated Vegas."

I absolutely love this film and all the terribleness in it as well. Landing a helicopter on the wing of a plane, magnet boots in a prison, that waterfall face thing so you know who the real John Travolta is, Travolta getting shot with a harpoon gun. This film is incredible.

Can we talk about how awkward the 'live launch' of The Bachelorette was? It was absolutely awful and Rachel clearly wasn't keen. And then some mug comes up and uses 'I want to go black and never go back' line. Twenty guys probably were furious they didn't get to say it.

Yeah, they dug up tweets from years ago. He's not even on Twitter at the moment.

It actually made two cures. One was an actual cure, but the other gave you DOUBLE cancer.

Michael Bay's best film still made the world worse.

Can't wait for Egg Roulette with Assad.

I've enjoyed this season, but that might because it's the first season I've ever watched. However, all of the women are much better than Nick deserves. And I don't even dislike Nick.

…11 is is more charismatic.

David French seems to have unlimited stories of him being a complete loser. Basketball Snob episode was great.

If he didn't get an Oscar for acting in the Holiday Special just after a car crash, he's not getting one for this.

I could say the same about you, John.

Julie Benz seems like an absolute delight.

Can't wait to see this shit right here.