Anytime kids try to be "adult-meaningful" whether painting or music, etc. is cringe inducing and embarrassing. Poetry is the worst. Stop minors from writing or even reading poems, please.
A great example of this is the acoustic Pink Floyd song at the talent show in The Squid and the Whale. They nailed it.

It's even got the Disco Batllestar Gallactica theme. Still…
Thaaat's okay. I saw enough. You can keep it.

Makes you wonder…why the fuck didn't Lenny Kravitz do this little number? I mean, except for the rap it sounds just as shitty-as-shit-could-be as his American Woman cover.

This is without exaggeration the goddamn fuckin' stupidest GJ,I ever…since last week.

Yeah- THEY WISH!

WOW! So simple…so genius.

Again,
Dutch 2017

Dutch 2017

If the quality of this site doesn't improve I am not going to stop checking in because who does that affect?- I am not only going to NOT buy from the advertisers paying for ads here, I am going to actively stop someone who does happen to buy products advertised here.
You're up first, Happen .com or whatever that banner…

Brooklyn. Nope.

I have an '85 you could win…and by win I mean buy. Let's hear some offers!

Like AVClub write-ups of the video below, the final line is all that should be written:
"This is a story that can’t be done justice in text. You really need to hear Grammer deliver this anecdote."

It really is the most well…fun cemetery I've been to. Nice video, but this guy seems not to know the definition of "countless".

Helicopter rides?

Another WAY over-descriptive write-up on a tired idea that doesn't so much excel, but rather…exists.

I heard the Lego spokeshole call it "playing with LEGO".
I guess to them saying "I got Legos" sounds as terrible as when people use a corporate brand as the name of the food item: "We ate McDonalds."

Massive space-toe from that onesie front wedgie. Go look. I'll wait.

I just got that mixed up with "Malibu, CA."

Big fan of the B-wing, huh?

Maybe he thought this was a shit song and didn't want to be affiliated with it? It's not his fault they jumped the gun and started the release.