Because of your avatar, I read this immediately in Adam West's voice.
It's pretty funny that way- try it…

I immediately started reading that in Frink's voice.

Thanks for the education. Ganymede being a moon of Jupiter and Zeus=Jupiter.
"It's all very clear to me now. The whole thing".

To split hairs, in the 1962 version Humbert was a hebephile (the girls he specifically desired being teens), but he was still, as psychologists say, icky.

I looked up "Mary Sue" there and had to stop reading after the second misspelling of the word "weird" as "wierd".
I know it's for slang and internet speech-mostly- but it still claims to be a dictionary…COME ON!

I finally saw Barry Lyndon last night and I actually said, "There are SOOO many great films like this out there people need to see…and assholes keep watching the Star Wars like it's meaningful."

HOLY HELL- Kraftwerk's Tour de France goes so well with Zoolander! You really are missing out if you don't try it.

YES. ENOUGH with the Campbell references. He wrote about so many myths that because some beardo read his book and aped key character traits from it everyone treats those laser sword movies like they are great works .
They are fun robot and space battle movies. Accept it. They mean so very little.

It's amazing how funny that joke is. It's like the ALIEN: appreciate it for it's honest and bare simplicity.

AFOL.

TIE fighters didn't have solar panels and it's the toys that put that into everyone's heads! Those panels were cooling fins-radiators- like how the Discovery would have also needed them and it was designed with them back out on the hull, but the film model did away with them so folks wouldn't think they were wings or…

TWIST!
Actually, these rules make complete sense.

Books- I've read about those.
Only 26 comments for this show? DId the first few episodes (that I missed) turn everyone off of it?

Everyone keeps on with the bear rape jokes.
The bear was a mother bear.
This was indeed a GJ,I

What they really missed is what was so entertaining about Leia in Star Wars (ANH): that when she is among Imperials she speaks with their accent (to our ears British) to say "I'm one of you". All her dealings in this episode very much would require her to speak that way. It's like those making this show love the old…

Sunset Blvd totally is a noir. I don't see why the idea that a crime has to take place has become essential to many people for noir.
SB flirts around the Hayes Code -the guy's a "kept man" by the older femme-fatale, its told in voice-over in the most flashback way possible as he starts out DEAD, there's the sweet girl…

Amy didn't kill the stripper. Her male friend did during "a little light choking".
Maybe that's why the sketch played out weirdly for the reviewer? I mean, it would have a different vibe from there on to the end if that were the gag and not be as funny.

FINED.

We're all happy Shearer is back?
Bullshit! That recasting would have been exciting. We would have heard real pros do the voices like they used to sound back in the glory days of the Simpsons and not the tired line readings that they splice together to speed up and add some sort of energy. And maybe these crazy demands…

Close to the Edge. Whole thing is on Youtube. Not a bad moment on it.