Just because a guy is famous for his zeal in suing doesn't mean he wasn't right. 
"You're a dick Harlan, wanting to guard your creations and taking money for what you do!  Just like the bands who won't let me take their album for free!  You're all dicks!"
You fucks create something marketable and give it away.

I HAD A BUDGIE BUT IT DIED:
"Oh sure, the brilliant Emmy winning writer just happens to be cute, but the "Ford Fiesta Movement Agent"?"
Since you asked:  She is an actress and also did segments for CBS on things "trending" (fuckin' hate that term) until she used the company Twitter to report Steve Jobs' unconfirmed…

I did say you guys were more upfront about it.  ("Look at my changing LED cupholder light" was a bit much last time.)
The being played part should refer to how fucking hot all the banging hotties are in their Fords.  Sooo hot!  That's the Merchants of Cool part-  the girl in the video playing whomever really chose this…

I had the same thoughts, but am not on board.  I hate stealth commercials like this  even though they are upfront about it being a Ford placement now more so than before.  Of course no fat or ugly young folks were given Fords to drive around.  This just rreminds me of the Frontline special "The Merchants of Cool".
I…

"Jesus!"

Don't forget Two Lane Blacktop.

Well crafted things don't tend to wear on you.  The real musicianship, variety, and just plain straight ahead catchy hooks, resist wearing out their welcome. 
(plays Give Life Back to Music for 1,001st time)

So GET LUCKY is some high concept deep track of the album like Touch?  I"ll give you a pass and believe you meant "songs not yet MONSTER FUCKING HITS still to come on the album".  

"I hate the ones that yell DIRE HARD the most."
Bruce Willis to Jay Mohr on his fans.

That's because he made a lot of modifications himself.  I'd say more but if you don't mind, I'm a little rushed…

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
They live in a world of millions of spaceships.  Lando had one and lost it to Han.  End of story.  I just saved you $15 dollars (I assumed you'd be going alone making comments like that out loud.)

I got three words you're not gonna like then:
BETTER CALL SAUL!

Truly, "most excellent"!

If when Jedi was over you told anyone that by two-thousand-whatever the government would read you mail and listen to your phone calls, be tracking your cars with plate readers, all while you haven't done anything.. and in Los Angeles cops would be shooting at vehicles (and passengers) who get NEAR the house one of…

Just read the article after watching.  Good thing or it would have taken the fun level down about 50% if I knew the GODDAM GAGS AND CAMEOS AHEAD OF TIME! 
How about just writing:  Breaking Bad fanatics…enjoy!

The voice was quite good too!

Not to be too cool for Leno, but what a downer to see him and at the last moment too.  Just so unfunny even when he says nothing.  It was all pretty much golden until then.  
Best laugh:  Cranston throws that roof pizza from outta nowhere!

The parking lot is infamous?

They drive on ICE!!!???!!!

Very little.  And far too much as been made about his reading up on Campbell.  It didn't translate into the film THAT much anyhow.  Hero journey?  Father quest?  So what?  Those are universal themes anyone who grew up on films or TV or comics would use.  I really believe Lucas had so many of the right people around…