Come on, Rabin!  It gets an automatic F for stealing the mouth/butt joke device Idiocracy came up with and then using it in it's ads.  Idiocracy also had in it's trailer which makes this all the more well, shitty.
And I'm sure people find it the funniest part of the SM5 commercial.
So, in short…all involved in this film…

Motion smoothing!  Yes! Scott, you are so right!  I see that distortion all the time when I'm watching  HDTV.  It's what I refer to as "pseudo 3-d almost".  It looks like the background is trying to break free from the scene! 

"If this site was "Oh man, this thing sucks so hard but I'm gonna be clever about it" then I wouldn't read."
Gave me the biggest laugh of the year so far.

Have you all clicked the link and looked at the whole line of dolls?
Hoooooly shit, is this embarrassing.   To think someone put brainpower to creating these backstories…and that someone was a functioning adult.  I mean the guy gets to drive on the same streets as you- headed right at you in some cases, vote, own a…

Gypsies:  Trans Am thieves.

Michael Keaton kills me every time!  That line shouldn't be a tenth as funny as he delivers it.

Daaaaammmmnn…. that girl is WHITE?

Yep.  Man, watching Siskel and Ebert back when, just how old did you think you'd be when both of them would be dead?  Here we are already.

Wow. No comments but one.  Did this fall flat or what?  Okay, as the kids are all saying- I got this.
Hmm.  What would everyone here usually say…

HA! You WANT to read people's stupid thoughts about their stupid lives!
What a schmuck!

Wow, she obviously went through some heavily delusional "pray the gay away" courses when she was born again.  This bit in the news was sad.  Now imagine the self loathing she must feel deep in her mind about her true self each day of her life.  And all the thousands of others each year that think religion is the way…

The Stranger from The Big Lebowski didn't make the cut.
Also, The Starchild at the end of 2001. Surprised Alien Jesus didn't mention this.

Wait.  So one of those girls in that photo- maybe the one with those round and shiny milk wagons straining to get free from that confining pink bikini- is the dude's daughter?

He is today what he has always been-uhmm-and always will be - A FASCIST!

You're heading down the wrong path!  She's likes to sing, so looking at these photos of her new do it's obvious that she's going to put out a country album.

"Networks are in discussion…"
a phrase right up there with bands that will break any moment according to their Craigslist ad who have "serious label interest"!

Now you have to edit too!  HA.  made extra work for ya, smartypants.

Speaking of YES, Peter Banks sure took this news hard!

Sunday afternoon on cable I caught a Futurama.  They referenced Richard Dawkins and Elenor Roosevelt.
Sunday night I watched The Simpsons "ON FOX!".   They referenced Richard Dawkins and Elenor Roosevelt.
Is this some sort of Manchurian Candidate signal or something?  Am I activated now?

Snark…right up there with Jazz and the the Comic Book as one the thee true American art forms.