World government.  Truly the most unbelievable part of Start Trek lore.  More so than not using money.

Cool story, Bro.

Mirror twins are the ultimate twins.
Fuck all you other twins.

What's lazy is that logo that's pictured.  An arc reflected in the logo?  Again?  There is actually a website of designers who listed the laziest ways to update a logo and the reflected arc topped the list.

Yeah, really.  You could have hardly tried and still come up with  "escape something something he's A Number One".

Yes, Doctor.
Also, I'll tell you were else you find Carpenter in it as you asked, Noel and Scott:  That lens he always uses that produces a horizontal flare that you see in every single low light shot in every Carpenter film.  I know he has said in a commentary which one it is.  I forgot.  If I ever make a film I'm…

Well. I'd say it was interesting for a moment, but funnier in principle than execution. 
It certainly is not Scary Poppins.
That is a gem.

Mazzy Star was on movie soundtracks, TV shows, MTV daily and I remember a Conan appearance.  They were as popular as The Sundays, I'd say.
It's like saying Big Country was obscure because they were before your time and you don't know much of them, but know they had one hit here.
(BTW: BC was the biggest thing ever in…

Okay, but the shoot IS in the morgue, right?  Awesome!

Do people really gauge what they think they would like by what the general population makes into a "hit"?  Really?  Because if I were to look at what were and are hits I think I'd enjoy… something else.  Hit makers of Mazzy Star's day:  MC Hammer and Vanilla Ice and Madonna.  Okay, go get excited over that.  You may…

Why is he naked with his costume done in body-paint?

90's Disney = Shots to the nuts in EVERY live action film!

That's why my family is gonna wait for that new Muppet movie…
Muppet Centipede.

If you skim your comment it looks like a pull quote:
"Singer…is going to be filled with gay…actors.  Ian McKellan (and) Kevin Spacey.
With (a) giant cod piece… Glen Larson… will give his Mormon… stroke!"
I still think I'd pass, but that would certainly be a more interesting movie.

When's that faux-found-footage film "Muppet Centipede" coming out anyway?
I mean, I'm pretty sure I didn't make this up.

Better be sure Cousin Oliver is in there! 
I know he's available. 

It seriously looks like a CGI rendering of his face.

I should have known no one at the AVClub has ever watched 30 Rock!
I mean, what was I thinking?

Now seriously, how far down the list of spokespeople did they go to get to Hammer.  IF you made a list how far would he be…928th? Is he the main investor so he speaks? I thought he had no money left.

Really nice.  You referred to her as "that".