The tiny vagina sores on their bodies did not yet have descended testicles.

What, saying Trump would suck Putin's dick isn't enough of a rejection of him?

It's also absurd to say that Trey and Matt refuse to take a stand on things. They basically said Trump would suck Putin's dick. That's a pretty ringing un-endorsement. Also pretty fucking funny.

Also, Radiohead tickets have never been that high priced, and the fans aren't begging to hear Creep at the live show. Two incorrects.

That may have been true for a few years, and Thom acknowledged at the time that he didn't like the song.

Of the other song, but yeah, me too. I'm still gonna have to give them an honest chance for going on Eric Andre. And doing something hilarious.

People talk about the Rednex version like it was some kind of forced abortion of an aural experience. Sheesh.

I actually like Aliens better, but I agree. One is quintessential Ridley Scott, one is quintessential James Cameron. Alien might be the better overall film, but I just love the tension level in Aliens. Palpable. Also, Cameron's lighting and framework is always impeccable.

I was lucky enough to not have heard it many times at all when it was new. Apparently many people ran it into the ground. This music snob has always liked it.

Mr. Garrison was the best character in the genesis of South Park. Or at least close to. These are good SP days with lots of Mr. Garrison, even if he's just Donald Trump.

Killface 2016

I hope you're smarter than I.

Yes, and thank gawd we got rid of the mall arcade in 1995 because children interacting in those were occasionally being bullied and subsequently killing themselves too.

Boston burrrrrnnnnn!

I sometimes wonder if Vince has no faith in Roman's shitty mic skills, and THAT'S why we haven't seen his heel turn yet. Makes about as much sense as the prevailing theories to me.

Then JBL interviews Hall and Nash on on the Network, and THEY tell us why it's stupid to boo Reigns.

Douche and Turd was an absolute classic. All the shit with PETA and P Diddy coming full circle, and the pep rally mascots.. gawd, that reveal was flippin hilarious. Cartman's war with Kyle and his TURD SANDWICH '04 Bush Cheney billboard.. Ahh. Season 8. Clearly their best.

Also, hey Samsung.. why do I want to strap a cell phone to my forehead?

Miniaturized Harrier jets flying around city skies, eh. What could go wrong there?

That really evokes imagery of a band, maybe a shoegazing band, playing a song equivalent of a very long fart to me.
In other words, I like it.