Rapper Ta'Quil made headlines today, but not the good kind like you want.

The greatest pioneer! No budget too steep, no sea too deep!

That's okay. I heard Richard Stamos can hit that high F now, he'll carry the family.

Huh. So I went in thinking that Mark Hoppus had said that, given your choice of headline photo. And he would join his bandmates on my list of very-punchables.
Tom Delonge is still competing for his "Biggest Douche in the Universe" title apparently.

This purposeful editing is the equivalent of what Fox News and right wing radio do to political issues. Not funny to me anymore. Kirk Cameron's jabber is gross enough without editing it together to make it worse.

I didn't know Sarah Silverman got a sex change.

I will pound the floor at your funeral with both feet as that fantastic bass drum double time comes in. Maybe it'll wake you up.

Americans by and large take themselves too seriously and have little time or appreciation for irony.

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Help me load up a jar, ya ya ya.

It's in my top ten, easy.

I think it should be their choice entirely, and I don't understand people being up in arms about it. Most Breaking Bad fans understand how to use Ebay.

Well, that certainly sounds better than the 45 minutes of Elijah Wood-smiling-pseudo- pedophilia that Return Of The King ended with.

Only if you are British do I feel bad for you whatsoever.

It's just idiot creep. Slowly but surely NatGeo is being subject to it, and I assume at some point the Smithsonian Channel will take a hit. Smarter folks just have to keep buying higher cable packages.

We apparently have some 'turtle man' guy that people make fun of.

And white skin tags. Don't forget the skin tags.

Hello, hello!

Nope. There was a story the other day that a song that consisted of 9 seconds of static from Taylor Swift topped the iTunes chart. I presume it was an accident, not an experiment.

I like AC/DC well enough, but Back in Black is just "The Ocean" by Zep, watered down and cleaned up some. Just face it, people.