Inducting KISS alongside Nirvana brought out what hopefully is the last bit of teen angst I have left in me. I can't think of a worse way to insult my childhood love for Nirvana, at least at the moment. There would be no more perfect band to do that, than fucking KISS. Maybe induct an Eric Clapton side project as…

My only worry is that someday, someone intelligent will say that about Kid Rock.

It took a Harvard education to come up with the Masturbating Bear?

Key & Peele is very hit-or-miss for me. Jeselnik, Schumer, Broad City, and ALMOST Kroll pretty much became must-watch. Alongside Archer and apparently the Eric Andre trainwreck. And when does Nathan For You come back, anyway?
As for Gil and George, aren't they just a pot-shot directly at Woody Allen? Or are there…

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No, that's Anorexiac.
Which does have two very nice desserts, but they're both very difficult to eat.
Yeah. Fuck, I'm reaching. I'll shut up now.

God, what an irritating list of answers. Judy Blume might be one of the best answers.

Tax cuts!

Well, so long as he blushed properly after someone told him.

People that stay up late still dont have cable? I dont get this. But i also dont get why jimmy fallon is.considered a decent interviewer.

I didn't like Civ 4 because it felt more linear to me. Civ 5 seemed to open it back up a bit. To me.

Civ 3 > Civ 4

Gawd, I had better not get near that. That sounds addicting.

We prefer our increments drawn from visuals and appropriations. Not ay-rab wisdom.

I fiddled my hero to your sister a few times.

Yeah. He should have hung it up after Welcome Back, Kotter.

Busy hating Imagine Dragons, sorry.

I know, right? Is this fucking RollingStone.com?

Thank you. I feel better about my gut telling me this obnoxious song is also fairly disingenuous.

I love that Public Pervert is on there. That and A Time to be So Small are such great songs that tread the line between the 80s cheese and the Joy Division goth.